SCARIEST FUCKING MOMENT IN ADVENTURE TIME
ADVENTURE TIME IS MY LIFE HOLY SHIT HAHAHA
Patrick stump is like Tom hiddleston but more music, less Shakespeare, and more in touch with his fans tbh
do u ever get like water hungry…
I’m forever going to say “I’m water hungry”
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”
she’s a harvard graduate and speaks like 6 languages
LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN
most important thing ever
do u ever just
no it’s more of a
but sometimes i just
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
I’m opening a window of your future.
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Wow Google, thank you for the stunning support! The effort you put into representing this cause is fantastic! Like, wow, this doesn’t even compare to what you did for the DW 50th!
are you seriously suggesting that Google should make a novelty animation doodle about violence against women
What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?
PRETEND IT’S LEVIATHAN BLOOD
There are two kinds of people….
I RESENT THAT LEVIATHAN COMMENT SIR/MADAME.
wait for him…