I need you to bring some more life to my dash (ﾉ◕ω◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween
how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today
Do Or Die
let’s play a game called guess which youtuber is going to fuck up next
This is hilarious